i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul
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sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
the fuckING PENCIL SHARPENER ONE
BRILLIANT THANK YOU
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You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.
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I literally had to get up. leave the room, bury my face and i towel and scream
Crying hysterical tears
lolololololololol
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the world: why
Japan: why the fuck not
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sometimes when its quiet i just dream about being a housewife and making breakfast in a bag for the kids and picking them up from school then make dinner and tuck them in and just dust off my apron and slap my hands together like those mothers in movies then i realize im a fat 17 year old asian boy
